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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

posted 1 day ago with 33,199 notes
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posted 1 day ago with 10,859 notes
via: tomhazeldine source: tomhazeldine

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

posted 1 day ago with 40,207 notes
via: wabbitwanderer95 source: zevransbutt
#me and batman

drakefeathers:

drakefeathers:

damian with little light-up kid sneakers that he thinks are very rad very cool drake must be jealous they don’t come in his size >:)

DAMIAN WITH KIDS SHOES WITH THE LITTLE WHEELS ON THE BACK ROLLING AROUND THE MANOR ALL DAY and alfred HATES it

posted 1 day ago with 1,668 notes
via: spoopytodd source: drakefeathers
#FUCK #babybats

taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

posted 1 day ago with 36,459 notes
via: theladthatlived source: taeyeonic

cleromancy:

(Source: lonelytreestump)

posted 1 day ago with 482,252 notes
via: suddenlycomics source: lonelytreestump

talesofpassingtime:

A classic novel isn’t good because it’s a classic, rather it is a classic because it was important to the development of the art. And that certainly doesn’t mean that any given person, on any given day, will enjoy reading it. It means that, as a writer, I should be aware of what the classic novel changed in the historical progression of novel story telling. Some classics are pretty terrible, even unreadable, but they are still important.

posted 1 day ago with 13,428 notes
via: gingersincardiff source: talesofpassingtime

Tell me about your body

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
posted 1 day ago with 941,978 notes
via: batfemme-assemble source: concealdontfeelit

straightannabeth:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
posted 1 day ago with 53,330 notes
via: gingersincardiff source: straightannabeth
#literally me

great gatsby deleted scene

((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
posted 1 day ago with 33,155 notes
via: ascoolascucumbers source: corteae

War of the Robins

posted 1 day ago with 1,155 notes
via: damianwhines source: fyeahbatfam
#nerds #babybats

candycornpizza:

Oh brother(s).

[Tiny Titans 33]

(Source: cornflakepizza)

posted 1 day ago with 105 notes
via: spoopytodd source: cornflakepizza
#fUCKING JASON TODDLER JOKEWILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY #god sake #babybats

(Source: koriraes)

posted 1 day ago with 1,025 notes
via: spoopytodd source: koriraes

skyflameadrian:

Of course Tim’s not ok, he’s taking ADVANCED EGYPTIAN ALGEBRA

posted 1 day ago with 234 notes
via: seraphatonin source: skyflameadrian
#TIM #babybats

neverger:

every hannigram fic ever: an adventure in smut meets hannibal screencaps

posted 2 days ago with 2,078 notes
via: paperlings source: neverger
#FUC #K #CANT STOP LAUGHING #GOD